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❝Lisah❞





see-sea
Saturday, May 30, 2009, 1:26 AM

I wana walk by you at the park beby
I don't care
I'll pull you out of bed
I'll throw ice water on your face
if that's what it takes to get that special night come true
I'll do anything to you
Huney please don't make me get that lizard
from that tree
But I don't mind if that is what it takes
to get that 1 night with you at that park
I don't want to know
I just want to go
& I know you want it too
Dun be shy to show
Cos you know that I'll do anything to make that night come true
So you should be like that too
& now your holding my hands
.
Yes, I'm not consistent.I'm a fucked-up bitch.I start to slack and heck care about the people when I get tired.It's true.Asshole describes me.Okae I get it.And you over there want to show attitude with me.I'm not angelic.I don't get patient with you.It's my damn fault.Show somemore attitude ah.See if I can change myself when I'm bloody tired.I have too high to reach expectations.I get disappointed.I disappoint people.I get pesismistic and stressed out when I disappoint you.Fine, a dumb-blonde bitch.Call me whatever.I know, just keep on rubbing it to my face.
.
~Lisah's calamity♥

i jst gotta sayXXx
Sunday, May 24, 2009, 3:38 AM
Well, it's a marvelous night for a Moondance
With the stars up above in your eyes
A fantabulous night to make romance
'Neath the cover of October skies
And all the leaves on the trees are falling
To the sound of the breezes that blow
And I'm trying to please to the calling
Of your heart-strings that play soft and low
And all the night's magic seems to whisper and hush
And all the soft moonlight seems to shine in your blush

Can I just have one more Moondance with you, my love
Can I just make some more romance with you, my love


Well, I wanna make love to you tonight
I can't wait 'til the morning has come
And I know that the time is just right
And straight into my arms you will run
And when you come my heart will be waiting
To make sure that you're never alone
There and then all my dreams will come true, dear
There and then I will make you my own
And every time I touch you, you just tremble inside
And I know how much you want me that you can't hide


One more Moondance with you in the moonlight
On a magic night
La, la, la, la in the moonlight
On a magic night
Can't I just have one more dance with you my love


yeah beby


~Lisah's calamity♥

Saturday, May 23, 2009, 9:44 AM
i do trust euu
it's truee.
but when i'm tired
or mentally challenged,
i get insecure
my mind starts having second thoughts.
i just need an assurance
like every other girl wants.
Just for a day
can't you act like him?
the prince charming a girl has been dreaming
since she was a little kid?
who appears at her doorsteps with flowers,
bends down on his knees or takes her away in his horses.
looks deeply into her eyes with passion
slowly reach out for her lips and kisses her with fireworks.
a gentleman who sudenly appears
for me,to show me how special i am to him.
to make me feel im wanted by someone
assured.


~Lisah's calamity♥

Fav Affection:HUGG!
, 2:10 AM


I'm not going out today. Lisah is not going out on a SATURDAY! i have to lah okaey?? i really2 need to catch up with my studies,cos of completing assignments and projects i'm like waaay far behind..

Studying ComputerSkilledApplications && Principles of Management today!Finishing with the CSA already.if there's time hopefully I can study on Legal Systems and Methods.

Aiyaa Lisah is soo gona go enjoy her holidays this 5june!Anytime you guys wana go out just text me aiitee?=))

&& i'm so damn pissed that our aiyunisablifa outing has always bn cancelled!GRRR

i need new specs.

borred-dead

~Lisah's calamity♥


1LO1
Friday, May 22, 2009, 2:01 AM
Dear classmates,






crazy,psychotic,undesirable mammals.
~Lisah's calamity<3

my 8yr old friend!~
, 1:29 AM
this guy right here,yes the most obvious one with the white shirt,mmhmm..
fahim,that's what he wants me to call him
&& by this name,he declares himself my best friend
who is only 8 and lied in **** websites that his 18!
we share common interests in the hardcore scene,poetry and most obviously,
our RANDOMNISM.
as a matter of fact, a simple kid who just wants 2b appreciated
by the people in his life, and to live it to the fullest.
fahim,don't take his randomness away from me hor.
~Lisah's calamity<3

now u see me, now u don't
Tuesday, May 19, 2009, 10:59 PM

yerp..basically everyone's in a rush, especially in Singapore.
&& I don't know why, but sometimes i'm only relaxed in school. Like right now, i'm doing my project AND updating my blog. women and their multi-tasking-tsk tsk
Like it's as if I have alot of time in the world!
Number of projects done:0/3
Number of assignments done for this week:3/5
I'm going to meet my babes after school and make sure I complete my 2 assignments by tonight!
Can't wait to hang out with them, a girl needs friends=D
I want to hang out with new gerek friends! It's decreasing to a minimum, and i'm getting bored and tired of being stressed and rushed
~Lisah's calamity♥

HAVE HEART
Monday, May 18, 2009, 7:55 AM
fuckin awesome gig!but it seems
that their stamina is not as strong as the
previous gigs i went to.
i don't blame them,damn tired going on tour!
can't wait for a next one.
.
My whole body is freakin aching since sat!thanx to dance
practices,& then moshing on sunday HAHA!
damn fun larh..
3 projects due next monday
~weeee
damn it
~Lisah's calamity♥

Saturday, May 16, 2009, 11:56 PM
never regretted knowing eu,
and will never regret being with eu
happy 2yrs anni love♥
~Lisah's calamity♥

i want it to get deeper
Friday, May 15, 2009, 9:52 AM

you fixed my jigsaw and it fits.
perfectly,i'd post it on my wall.
daze and dream over it oh i cant take it.
it's controlling over me like i'm some kind of a doll.
x
i randomly jump and shout n smile to myself,
what would the world have been if you my dear,
did not exist?
there would not be much things left
in the world for me to get jovial over
x
it's simply hard to describe,
the feeling when i lay my head upon your chest
&& the security which overwhelmes me
hereinafter the love that seemed sinful yet.
.
I had my first dance practice today!=D
Damn pissed at first,but when it started, it wasn't that bad as I wanted it to be HAHAH!
My instructor kept making nonsense noise laar!&& i don't know if i should stay performing in school 1st or straight away go for competitions..like too fast dun cha tink?
~Lisah's calamity♥

a forceful exit..and HAIRY!
Thursday, May 14, 2009, 5:57 AM
Let us sit under a tree
read a book & feel the breeze
have a picnic, & a treat
with you and she

Let us be free
& not caring about anything
not worrying how late it is
not even coming home and sleep

~weee,let's kill the animal testers!


I have 3 projects due in 2 weeks,2 tests nx wk,more assignments every week, & i go home at an average timing of 5pm every day=)
Anyone can beat that?

i miss hanging out with friends and my darling bebs, meeting them tomorrow!!yey!
fuckin miss u all la!!

~Lisah's calamity♥

My underground endeared♥
Wednesday, May 13, 2009, 6:01 AM
I wana look into your eyes
& get lost in them,
I wana hold your hand
& disappear my problems,
I wana be in your arms
& fall asleep till dawn,
I wana kiss your mouth
& melt away into your heart,

You're my everything
I want you a part of my life,
it has nothing to do with faith,
Nothing to do with coincidence,
A day without you
is a day I never wana wake up to
Zul, i love you♥


~Lisah's calamity♥







I'm doing my preamble on MINOR'S CONTACT ACT people!
do not copy!=)

i wana roll around you
Tuesday, May 12, 2009, 8:42 AM

Sometimes you just feel that there is not enough time in the world to explore and gain as much knowledge as anyone possibly can.
VASTNESS

Where i'm living now and most of you readers too,Singapore, has to be the most least aspiring impactful places you can ever be. It has no mother nature to appreciate its beauty, no large landfill to just run at your own free will and roll around and practically just lie watching the stars at night.

Infact there's not even MUCH STARS TO LOOK AT!

In this country, any small thing is considered as a fairy-tale to us because some of us maybe for those who doesn't go overseas before like me,has never experianced looking at a mountain,a hill, a cottage, a NORMAL HOUSE. Not cramped in a FLAT!

We basically have no leisure time at all.
It's all about work work stress rush!


I wana work hard,become a lawyer,marry a man who is a ♥software inventor=)
Earn loooaaadds of money,invests and travel ALL AROUND THE WORLD.

I HAVE BIG HOPES,DREAMS AND ASPIRATIONS.
&& I WANT YOU PEOPLE TO THINK BIG TOO,
&& NOT JUST BY SAYING IT,BUT ALSO BY MAKING IT HAPPEN

let's work together and destroy our country's reputation
^^v


~Lisah's calamity♥

Going BONKERS
Monday, May 11, 2009, 8:30 AM
Since the first day I started learning in polytechnic, I realised that I have changed. I'm not the crazy, loud, cynical girl I used to be back in those secondary school days. & I don't like the feeling. & i'm thinking that maybe it's because i'm just too plain tired. Because everyday has been such a rush for me-rushing to the labs to print notes, rushing to work, rushing home.

It seems all fun & manageable at first but as these mundane things go on, I got sick! of it.

& honestly, this affects my attitude in class. My sense of humour has decreased to a minimum. I don't find anything funny now, or maybe it's just because my classmates aren't funny. You know what they say,"law students whaaaat" =_= sometimes that phrase is not for compliment purposes. I feel damn abhorrent.

I miss my bebs♥

And then right got this PERSON who kept bugging me to write my poem down..
Nah amek ko!HAHAHA

that name gives me the jitters
your smell rings a bell
a presence makes me feel safe
I can't help it, but to wait
& see who that person could be.
Who made my thoughts trigger
to lovey dovey fascinations
& suddenly I felt warm & happy
that day was when I fell in love.
2years ago you wanted me,
& till now, you treasured me.
I love you darling
& there's nothing anyone can do about it.
♥♥
~Lisah's calamity

i love my room!
Sunday, May 10, 2009, 8:06 AM


LegalCommunicationSkills assignment:Tutorial#4 Activity#2

Choose a statute with a partner that interest us and to be discussed in class.

What:Infectious Disease Act [Cap.137]
Why : I find it humanly destructive and causes riot & panic in one's mind n body
Identify parts:Long title,Section,Sub-Section,shit i ferget what's the points which uses the greek numbers called..para?sub-para?ani1 hu gives a shit can help me?




PART III
CONTROL OF INFECTIOUS DISEASES WITHIN SINGAPORE
Notification of infectious diseases6. —(1) Every medical practitioner who has reason to believe or suspect that any person attended or treated by him is suffering from an infectious disease or is a carrier of that disease shall notify the Director within the prescribed time and in such form or manner as the Director may require.
[5/2003]
(2) Every person in charge of a laboratory used for the diagnosis of disease who becomes aware of the existence of an infectious disease in the course of his work shall notify the Director within the prescribed time and in such form or manner as the Director may require.
[5/2003]
(3) Any person who is aware or who suspects that any other person is suffering or has died from or is a carrier of an infectious disease shall notify the Director within the prescribed time and in such form or manner as the Director may require.
[5/2003]
(4) Any person who is required to notify the Director under this section shall give any other particulars required by the Director in so far as they can be reasonably ascertained by him or are within his knowledge.
(5) Any person who fails to comply with the requirements of this section or furnishes as true information which he knows or has reason to believe to be false shall be guilty of an offence.



hmm,too long?where can i find shorter statutes? you tell me

~Lisah's calamity♥

, 12:32 AM


what's the purpose of getting caught up with you
getting upset over you
getting heartaches bcos of you
and then you act as if there's nothing wrong with you.

i did my best to make you happy
to make you forget bout your miseries
to make you proud
to make you love me

&& then out of the 9 right things i did,
1 mistake you slapped me in the head.
then you act as if nothing happened again.

what's the purpose?
because you love me
because your my dad
and i love you too♥

~Lisah's calamity♥

Saturday, May 9, 2009, 11:09 AM

i wish my voicebox can burst like hers


Just SHUTTFU!
, 10:29 AM

Show me your face
you declared yourself a man
but i see no balls.


Show me your face
Dare to make me feel like a somebody to you
then you run away.


Show me your face
throwing me lies
& ending up with another gal.


Show me your face
so that I could bitchslap you
& poke you like shit.


~Lisah's calamity♥

Friday, May 8, 2009, 10:00 PM

electronic devices and LAW
the essentials to success


, 8:34 PM

ANIMALS AND BIRDS ACT
(CHAPTER 7)


Short title
1. This Act may be cited as the Animals and Birds Act.

Interpretation
2. In this Act, unless the context otherwise requires —
[section]
"aircraft" includes any kind of craft which may be used for the conveyance of animals or birds by air;
"animal" means any mammal (other than man) or fish and includes any other living creature that is prescribed as an animal for the purposes of this Act or that falls within a class of animals that is prescribed for those purposes;
"animal quarantine station" means a quarantine station established under section 57;
"authorised examiner" means any authorised officer and includes any person who has been designated as an authorised examiner by the Director-General under section 4;
"authorised officer" means any person appointed by the Director-General to be an authorised officer under section 3 (2);
[section]
"Authority" means the Agri-Food and Veterinary Authority established under section 3 of the Agri-Food and Veterinary Authority Act (Cap. 5);
"bird" includes domestic fowls, ducks, geese, turkeys, guinea fowls and pigeons of any age or sex and the eggs thereof;
"building" includes any house, hut, shed, stable or enclosure, whether roofed or not, used for sheltering or confining any animal or bird and any pen, cage, wall, gate, pillar, post, paling, frame, boarding, fence, platform, roadway, path, steps, staging, slip, wharf, dock, piles, jetty, landing stage or bridge, or any structure connected with the foregoing;
"bull" means a male of any species of cattle;
"carcase" means the dead body of an animal or bird and includes any part thereof and the meat, bones (whether whole, broken or ground), offal, hide, skin, wool, hair, feathers, hoof, horns or other part of an animal or bird, separately or otherwise, or any portion thereof;
"cat" means a domesticated cat of any breed or sex;
"cattle" means bulls, cows, oxen, heifers, and calves and includes buffaloes of any age or sex;
"contact" means any animal or bird which has by contact direct or indirect with a diseased animal or bird been exposed to the risk of contracting a disease;
"Director-General" means the Director-General, Agri-Food and Veterinary Services appointed under section 3 (1);
[section]
"disease" means any disease that is infectious or contagious amongst animals or birds and includes any other disease which the Minister may, from time to time, by notification in the Gazette, declare to be a disease for the purposes of this Act;
"dog" means a domesticated dog of any breed or sex;
"examine" , in relation to any animal or bird or the carcase thereof, means to carry out in respect of such animal, bird or carcase, such manner of inspection, examination and test as may be necessary for the purposes of determining whether the animal, bird or carcase thereof is infected with any disease;
"fish" includes any of the varieties of marine, brackish water or fresh water fishes, crustacea, aquatic mollusca, turtles, marine sponges, trepang and any other form of aquatic life and the young and eggs thereof;
"fodder" means any substance used for food of animals or birds;
"genetically modified organism" means any organism (other than a human being or a plant), whether living or dead, or parts of any such organism, containing genetic material or protein or both which have been derived or modified as a result of manipulation or experimentation of genetic material, or any means other than by natural process;
"goods in transit" means goods that are brought into Singapore solely for the purpose of taking them out of Singapore and that remain at all times on the vehicle, aircraft or ship that brought them into Singapore;
"horse" includes any mare, gelding, pony, foal, colt, filly, ass or mule;
"import" includes the importation into Singapore of goods in transit and goods which are to be transhipped;
"infected" means infected with any disease;
"licence" means any licence issued by the Director-General;
"litter" means any substance used for bedding or otherwise for or about animals or birds;
"master" means the captain of any ship or aircraft and includes any person for the time being in charge of any ship (other than a pilot) or aircraft;
"officer of customs" has the same meaning as is assigned to it in the Customs Act (Cap.70);
"owner" includes any person for the time being in charge of any animal or bird and any person for the time being in occupation of any building;
"permit" means a permit issued by the Director-General;
"port" has the same meaning as is assigned to it in the Maritime and Port Authority of Singapore Act (Cap. 170A);

"public place" means any place or premises to which at the material time the public or any section of the public has access, on payment or otherwise, as of right or by virtue of express or implied permission;
"quarantine" means the compulsory detention in isolation of any animal, bird or thing;
"quarantine station" means any building or place where quarantine is carried out, and includes an examination station or hulk;
"ship" includes every description of vessel or craft, however propelled, which may be used in the water;
"tranship" means to remove any goods imported into Singapore from the vehicle, aircraft or ship in which they were imported and either return them to the same vehicle, aircraft or ship or transfer them to another vehicle, aircraft or ship before being exported, whether such goods are to be transferred directly between such vehicles, aircraft or ships or whether they are to be landed in Singapore after their importation and kept at any place pending exportation;
"veterinary biologics" means any viruses, serums, toxins, and analogous products of natural or synthetic origin, including genetically modified organisms, diagnostics, antitoxins, vaccines, live micro-organisms, killed micro-organisms, and the antigenic or immunizing component of micro-organisms intended for use in the diagnosis, treatment, or prevention of diseases of animals and birds, or for purposes of research in animals or birds;
"veterinary centre" means any premises used for the purpose of providing any of the following services to members of the public:
[sub-section]
(a) the diagnosis of disease in, and injuries to, animals or birds, including tests performed for diagnostic purposes;

(b) the treatment, vaccination or innoculation of animals or birds.
[16/2000;10/2002]



save the animals,slay the politicians:-

~LISAH's calamity

The FIRST
, 9:28 AM

I just wana know who I am
and what I'm capable of.
I think alot to myself,
Never reveal my deepest thoughts.
I only open up with people
who thinks deep enough about life.
Cos then they will understand
that its complications,
has its simplicity.

There's things that I want more
to achieve what my heart speaks to me.
But the collisions with my brain
the thoughts that keep haunting me.
It just leaves a lump in my throay,
a feeling that feels like stabbing your chest
the only way to stop it from more tortouring.

Actually,no one could understand me..
Not even try.



I'm practicing my LAW for school, and the best way is to
record everythin online!
Am i right?If not,come debate with me

XD


~Lisah's calamity